Tuesday, February 3, 2009

VAMPIRES Are Better Than Humans.

Again Stephanie disagrees on what I said about vamps being better than humans...well lemme tell not only Stephanie but whoever that reads this, VAMPIRES ARE BETTER THAN HUMANS!

Thats right! Even I a normal human being who lives on earth am very certain that vampires are much more better than humans. Like i said in my previous post(go find the post yourself) vampires only take what they need and nothing more, while humans kill, rape, steal etc...

Like Steph said vampires suck blood to be young. TO LIVE! So what! They suck blood and the person dies and rise up from their grave and live an undead life...while humans takes out a gun aims at the head and BOOM! gone forever. or if you like I can describe the where humans throw bombs at each other insted of gun. Ok. Humans takes out bomb, humans lights up bomb, humans throw bomb at another human, human who got hit on the head by the bomb go BOOM, human blood splats all over the place, end of story...

Dont you dare say vamps will go lick the blood after the human went BOOM! They're not that disgusting. Now do you need me to explain another story about humans using knives? To all the humans that said yes, its your lucky day! To the humans that said no, go fuck yourself while i tell the Yes humans the story...

Human is walking through the park, human with knife is waiting for human with no knife to past, human with no knife passes human with knife, human with knife throws knife at human with knife, knife slices through the the head and blood streams down the the head to the body and then finally the ground, human who is alive takes knife and walks back home, (now this is my favorite part) Super Vamp flies down and bites human with bloody knife, human with bloody knife is dead, human with knife suddenly wakes up and lives an undead life, end of story.

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